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Oct 2008
No Alabama UFO? SHOCKING!
Posted in Paranormal by Agent Zero at 3:28 pm | Add a Comment »
It’s mid-afternoon here at the West Coast Monitoring Facility, and we’re missing a lot of things in Alabama that we expected today. You know: fingers pointing up to the heavens, 
massive traffic jams, TV punditry, TV preachers, Air Force attacks, UFO cult suicides. That’s right: the mothership has failed to reveal itself.
We never pretended to believe, which is why Area51.Org has spent so much time covering Steve Fossett and Bush’s upcoming third term. An Aussie with the unfortunate moniker of Blossom Goodchild predicts the coming of the mothership? Blogga, please. That’s not how it will happen. Chances are the real proof that we are being visited will show up someday, but not in a grandiose rah-rah debut worthy of a lavish broad musical.
Related Area51.Org Posts: “Why does a small group of intelligence officials continue to follow the UFO community?”, Instant Follow-Up: TR-3B, or the Dorito in the Sky, Happy Anniversary, “Flying Saucers” (the Term, Anyway, Not the Reality), Checking In, and Thanking Alison
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