The TSA dicktards have been exposed AGAIN. The latest clusterfuck of media madness and political fear-mongering was brought to you courtesy of NBC (National Bush Commandants) News after some old broad took crusty, leaky gel ice packs wrapped in packing tape in her luggage down in San Diego. After three hours of hijinks to determine that she wasn’t going to try to cure her TSA-induced headache, the bag threw the bags away and the incident was reported through normal channels. TSA then either fucked up or intentionally distorted the story to make the contents of the gel packs into “clay” wrapped in “duct tape” to sound like plastique, which is a helluva lot more sexy than some crap from Walgreens circa 1987. Boys at TSA won’t comment, of course, to low-lifes like us.
Raise the alert level to STFU and DIAF.
UPDATE: Major news outlets are picking this story up now. Enjoy, Homeland Buffoonery.
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July 28th, 2007 at 9:06 am |
Crazy stuff, though I think I have a new goal in life and that is to become an airport rubbish collector, some great stuff gets put into them bins. Like un-opened bottles of $200 alchimihol.