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Sep 2007
U.S. loses monopoly on FAT
Posted in General by Codename Sheba at 1:46 pm | 1 Comment »
Don–this one’s for you. Britons are now so fat AND out of shape that half can’t touch their toes and a whopping 68% can’t do 20 sit-ups. A quarter of the women can’t even fasten their own bras…size ZZZZZZ. Is this American cultural imperialism or has the sun set on the British Empire’s ability to walk up a flight of stairs without a coronary?
[For those who missed it, Don posted about the Obesity Conspiracy recently. Worth a read before a vigorous run around the block or two.]
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December 19th, 2007 at 5:25 am |
LOL!! OWNED!! BRITONS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jesus Christ, oh another thing… STOP USING IMPERIAL AND START USING METRIC FATTIES… And… Did you know that Americans were surveyed on what language they spoke, 40% of them stated it was American./.. LOL PWNT NEWBZ… Friendly comment left by Bob Dole